And the douchecanoe of the week award goes to…


So, the other day, I was in my home town Wal-Mart, and encountered this. I first want to make it very clear that I have no problem with guns and am actually a gun enthusiast of sorts. I do however, find it ridiculous to carry said gun on day to day errands on a grocery shopping trip at 8:30am in Smalltown, USA. The other aspects that earn this individual the Douchecanoe of the Week Award (DWA) are the fact that he’s running around with a gun holstered to his hip, a knife secured in his pocket, wearing his fancy toe shoes, sporting Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and buying all organic milk, all natural this, no GMO that… The list goes on and on. He was an arrogant douche and he was just asking for someone to make him the butt of all jokes for the rest of the day. 

 Every Monday a new DWA will be awarded. Why Monday you ask? Because Monday sucks! Why not have something to laugh at while suffering through yet another Monday!? Seems legit to me. Until next time!